Thursday, December 08, 2005

School's Out



What year is it? 1977... I don't know because the last time we were out for a snow or ice day I was wearing a really bad pantsuit and brown suede shoes from Myers Department store. Fort Worth has shut down and it's only just 22 degrees... No snow though. We don't have that anymore. When I was a kid, we would be off for weeks at a time, and I can remember shoveling snow away from the backdoor. That's right folks, in Texas. We made snow icecream, and put puzzles together at the dining room table and baked cookies. Cut to 2005... I haven't washed my hair in three days... let me upload a picture of that... I'm drinking coffee and procrastinating about cleaning out my closet, because we're selling our house and we HAVE to make these 1950's closet's look spacious...not going to happen. I'm a straightener... my closet's are never really pretty, because I'm always shoving some box or bag of garage sale items in there. Now my cleaning supply closet.... you could write an article for O magazine about that one. It's looking good. Lord... I've had to lock my dogs in the bathroom because of this whole "shiningesque" cabin fever thing we're dealing with today. They follow me from room to room ro room because they cannot stay outside in this weather. Daisy, the golden lab, has already gained 30 pounds in 3 days due to eating out of boredom. I'm supposed to do three portrait shoots this weekend,and I've already put some of them off, I'm going to be hardcore this time.... you know how they always shoot bikini fashion shoots in the dead of winter for some reason, and the model is getting serious hypothermia, well, I've got this giant feaux fur coat, I'm just going to throw over my people. Beauty is pain, people, suck it up.....

Wednesday, December 07, 2005

When Harry Met Sally

God! I love this movie..... I'm watching it now, because I'm tired of watching the newspeople standing on the overpasses covered with ice. I watch this movie and I think about 1989 and what was happening then, and boy am I glad that now is now. I also watch this movie and I am transported back to when I lived in New York in the mid-90's. What a backdrop in which to live your life. This movie is so Woody Allen without being SOOOOOOOO cerebral.. Billy was such a leading man in this film... so sexy... Classic!

Saturday, December 03, 2005

Merry Saturday


It's officially Christmas... I stood in line at Garden Ridge for an hour trying to get the fake poinsettia for my photo shoot today. The world descended on the place like it was Disney World mid-July. How cute is this mini-Liza Minelli... She really has those eyes...think early Liza, not that scary David what's his name period...

Tuesday, November 29, 2005

Anytime now.....

You know what... it's late and I've taken a mental health day from school tomorrow. This is my first post and it's not going to be real exciting at 1:54 am. But I'm addicted, what can I say? How do I do the picture thing... must figure that out. I picked my lovely template because it halfway represents my alma mater with it's perky green, Baylor University. That's right... the fundamentalist Baptists, Ladies and Gentlemen. Wouldn't have it any other way. It was like a church camp people. A nice safe academic bubble complete with horny frat boys and trashcan punch. My nephew's there now....shhhh... I don't want my sister-in-law to hear this. I HIGHLY recommended he go there. Basically, I wouldn't take no for an answer.